Thursday, April 15, 2010

yellow underwear and instant messaging

You be the judge, i won't say if this is for real or fiction. Neither will i say who two were involved!
BTW, this is all via instant messaging...the beauty/curse of technology!


Mail!
Baby what are up to?

Mail!
Trying to meet the crazy target! This sleazeball's really jerking my chains, but anything for the contract. Grrr! Are you done with your meeting?

Mail!
No. I've been nodding like a drunk lizard through the whole thing. In truth,my mind's very far away. There's this new lingerie shop close to Keffi; they had displayed this *HOT* yellow underwear. Dang,it'd fit you.

Mail!
*Smileees* Then drop by and get it for me. Pweeeeeety please! And i'll give you a private haute coutre runway show.

Mail!
You can bet that last blue bunny, you'd be wearing that thing tonight! It's a skimpy thong and my mind's not been the same since i passed by it.

Mail!
Honeeeeeyyyyy!!

Mail!
These people are discussing year end financial reporting, ratios, and all i'm hearing is that beautiful sound of my hand against the exposed bit of your buttchecks adorned in that underwear! I swear, public display of lingerie should be banned!

Mail!
lol!!Ok, client's asking me what's funny.

Mail!
Tell him your man wants you home!

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Will you drop another 2M deposit if he walks out?

Mail!
The rate at which my mind's whirling for you right now, i'd sell everything if you ask.

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Hmmm!Uhmmm,baby you do remember you're wearing light grey today.

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Shoot, i forgot! There's alot of paper and reports lying around here; will grab a couple on my way out. (Reader, go figure)

Mail!
Ha ha ha!!

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I'll have the last laugh.

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You're a freak.

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Ain't we both! Where did heaven find this duo, i wonder?!!Some guys don't fancy it you know, whilst in some other cases, the woman thinks it offensive. How can anybody hate such a beautiful thing?!!!!

Mail!
Ask Jide, if he and Rose have this same...problem!What if its abnormal, what if we're turning into all those masochists..whatever they call it.

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Lol!Whatever! I'm not discussing bedroom antics with nobody!Lol.

Mail!
I'm sure the neigbours can hear sometimes.

Mail!
They won't be able to tell what the sound is. They'd think we're killing mosquitoes!!Spank Spank Spank!Hey,it's a substitute for the sex for now...Baby,end your meeting,i'm heading to Keffi now, then i'm picking you!

Mail!
Naughty. What if i say i'm not coming?

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I'll bungle you on my shoulders, with your cute bumm close to my face so i can start the job early!

Mail!
I'M GETTING UP NOWwww o!

What amazes me about dating is, you'd see a lovely conservative couple outside, and you could never tell what goes on behind closed doors! I'm just saying!lol!

Oh, will put up....soon!

T.Notes

18 comments:

  1. If this is fiction, then it's very creative.

    If not, how interesting these two are.

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  2. Hmmm... Shay make I comment? LOL
    Its amazing what goes on inside the inside of relationships o. But this one is quite lovely though... haha. Me, Like! A little naughtiness [inside marriage] though is not bad. lol

    - LDP

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  3. @NakedSha: Fiction or reality, well uhmmmmmm....
    Either ways,u know how them emotions/love dare the creativity as regards bedroom matters.*wink* Overly-conservative couples r a bore!

    @neefemi: Love what?(Naughty grin) The tale or the spanks?

    @LDP: Pls don't hold back!Lol, i'm certain even professors have naughty tricks up their sleeves.

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  4. So i was searching for a visual picture to add to this, and good Lord, the details i was getting! My laptop was instantly flooded with PORN! Even Wikipedia (in describing sexual spanking) was already delving fast into hard core sexual anomaly!What ever happened to the little innocent foreplays?!Crazy,our world,we take things to the extreme-xxx!

    Though,ok some might call it preference, i won't debate that, just as long as nobody's getting the sort of red sore buttchecks i was seeing in those pics. SHUDDERS!!!(Brrrrr).

    N yup, as noted by LDP: A little naughtiness [inside marriage], is fine by me. May T.Notes ramblings not drive nobody into fornication!lol!

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  5. Lol, T.Notes, shebi na you go look nah! :)

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  6. lol, the tales now....what spanking? lol...

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  7. You this naughty naughty, lol. Nice one.

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  8. just when i was wondering where ur muse went to ...

    60% of this in a rltnshp shldn't be a bad idea!

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  9. hahah,very nice post,making me laff

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  10. mosquitoes, lol

    Love the couple gisting actually, very funny

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  11. Lol@ comments!

    @neefemi: Ok i hear u, the tale most definitely! U won't just confess your spank tendencies! (Evil wink)

    @nakedsha: abi, nobody send me work. But twas innocent lookery;)

    @musco: Hey My Man!!!Nah,i'm still dey kampe and the juices r still flowing perfectly.
    60% uh? I pray you best of luck in finding that willing partner!My practical advice,hope for 35% and if you get 50%, take it with joy!

    @The Most Royal Myne: Thanx.But why the naughty naughty nahhh?!lol!

    @gigi:Heyyyy!Good c'ing u around!Hmmm,glad i inspired a smile then.

    @Yankeee:It's totally the mosquitoes! N jeez, quite alot of them too!
    Nothing finer than a couple who still know how to laugh n have fun on a regular day. Hmmm,i know!

    P.S Show love to new blog page/non-newcomer: http://iamabbyadnez.blogspot.com

    N a big woohooo to T.Notes New Readers!Zipping over to your pages now. Thanx4 hopping aboard.

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  12. well what goes on behind closed doors ... hmmmm ... should really stay there ... the surprises can kill lol!!!

    mw u changed ur address and i kept clicking on the one i had and kept being told the address didn't exist...and kept wondering if you took an early blogsville retirement... :-)

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  13. @flygirlbidiish: Hullo! Early retirement, no way! I'd be the last blogger standing till blogsville collapses due to overload!lol

    Imagine, i somehow (unwittingly) mixed urs up with another blogg page...though all d while i kept thinking, uhmm, something don't seem right with this scenerio!

    Uhmm yeah, toggled with the address a while back. Must have missed out urs in the messages i sent out to that effect. Good c'in u around!

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  14. This has got to be fiction and if it is real that is some lovely relationship they hav got.

    Thanks for visitng my blog

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  15. Wow, why's everybody voting for fiction?!!!Does nobody believe anymore in a real life romantic sorta living! Na wa/Jeeez!!!Ya'll are studying/working too hard! Take a break, go for icecream with him or her, n do lovey dovey silly sorta things and come upload on blogger!!!!;-)lol!!!!

    @lara, you're welcome, i'm definitely coming around again.

    @My world: hmmmmmm!Good c'ing u around!

    So, real or fiction???
    80% real, 20% embellished! Haaa!(Sticks out a childish cheeky tongue)

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