Friday, July 8, 2011

Is my...ahem...too big?...and this business of shining the congo!

Musco and inStilettos are crazy nutters!!!If you want to laugh out loud on a lazy friday night,i recommend that you conference call with those two!(P.S, where in heaven is YN?!I miss her like crazy!)Anyways,I will use this note to drop the requested details about Tz which i could not answer then due to ahem...external circumstances. And also...this business of SHINING THE CONGO!(SMH).

About Tz,i have a question(which should answer your question).I.e What really goes on in the powder room when you're having a home-date and the girl excuses herself and briefly enters the bathroom?!Like really?!#perplexed.
Buena Vista Residence modern powder room
I have always always been curious!And i wondered yet again when Tz took that infamous powder room excuse, then returned with her top blouse flying loose,low cut jeans riding dangerously low,looking so uber hawt,i didn't need a soothsayer to let me know something wrong was about to go down. So i did the sensible thing...of which you'd best use your imagination to handle the rest jare! But i will use that cue to treat Mena's fuckup here about this shinning your congo/kondo business.

Here's the great mystery explained:

Once upon a time,musco tried to chance Mena from T.notes, but unfortunately he was unable to last very long before he would orgasm during s$%x.
Musco was concerned that he was disappointing his new
lover, so he called his ever reliable friend T.Notes for advice. T.Notes gave musco the old age advice that shinning the congo before s$#x often helped men last longer during the act. Musco decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't
do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open.
He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his toyota truck
over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as
if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to shine his congo.

He closed his eyes and thought of mena. As he grew closer to a congo eruption,he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied "What?"
He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you doing?"
Musco replied,"I'm checking out the rear silencer/axle, it's busted."
The cop says, "Well,you better check your brakes too, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago." (A true not-so-old folktale retold!)

And that my friends,is how Musco lost Mena,and T.Notes got his game back on- currently cuddling, being a darling and nursing our vixen angel-blogger back to health!Lol!

A final note of caution about congo shining:


P.S Hi Mena:Hope you feel better real soon.xxx.

P.P.S: Oh,about post title...At first i used to believe it was just because i have this compulsion for excessive buyings of new brief,boxers and things,but what do you think, maybe i should get braces for my big mouth!!lol!

Have a fab weekend people!

10 comments:

  1. hmmmm
    shining the congo, I see Musco is not in the story...Hope you're good sha and what is with you and deleting posts.

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  2. Funny joke there, got me laughing out loud.

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  3. This post IS really funny LOL!! You and Mena will not let us rest lol!!

    Adiya
    http://museorigins.blogspot.com (formally the corner shop)
    http://museorigins.com

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  4. lol what a tittle you got there!

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  5. is now in the story I mean*

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  6. Im sure Musco doesnt ming being in the story but Mena... are you sure...?

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  7. LOOOL!

    So what's the conclusion about your... ahem...?

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  8. I have been waiting and searching for the right words to put down before I make a proper comment!!!!

    Mscheeeew!

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  9. eeeeeeehn! I am re-editing and will proceed to put your name in my latest blog!!!!!!now lets see what musco will do, den den den..lol

    (thanks for the thoughts xxxx)

    Mena

    p.s:your thoughts needed here ;) http://efemenaoreoluwa.blogspot.com/2011/07/disclaimer-very-controversial-sex.html

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  10. lol....you both have started again abi?

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