Saturday, December 27, 2014

14:14: About subtly sexy holiday randoms and Toinlicious

Merry Christmas folks, from the sexy Lake Annecy Ski resorts, where my heart temporarily resides - even though i cannot move an inch on ski boards if my life depended on it. The problem with ski- holidays is that, after the slopes, comes the (sometimes) unisex saunas and the enthusiasm to show off fit bodies and new bikinis, hence the premise for this random post.

Who makes you feel the way that i make you feel - is a quote from Dido*

I think it's interesting how the world has gotten very unapologetically sexy. And to a certain extent, there might be nothing wrong with that - some people are more sensual than others, why be hypocritic about it? But i think that opinion is valid as mine only, because i also think that self-control is a whole lot more sexy and noble than kama-sutra. I think sex has always been sexy and has a right to remain so - it adds a certain edginess, or je ne sais quoi to our days. Like the random days of returning home to a victoria secret candle-lit dinner which required no culinary skills at all, only a few tips from cosmo.

I tried to do a review of Toinlicious' blog, but my thoughts wouldn't stay in one place long enough to coin any logical thoughts. Until i realized that, that in essence is the blog in question - bouncy and constantly skirting around your mind with curious intentions - pun intended. And it is easy to lose your train of thoughts when you're in a communual space in front of a sizzling fireplace with the occasional distractions of see-through jeggings and unashamed intentions.

But that is my point exactly - keeping faith and sensibilities in crazed situations like these. Such as trying to complete a deadline post with nearby distractions giggling and jiggling away, probably because her new bikini bottoms are ticklish in appropriate places. And that right there would be the catch-phrase to sum-up this review of Toinlicious - ticklish in appropriate places. I think sexiness should remain like that, on the edge and covert, but yet like a stilled tidal wave that's daring and locks down your attention. You're both fully aware of its unmatched fury, like a caged hurricane, so you maintain a respectable distance.*

Lately i've been listening to a lot of - i think it's either an unconscious act of defiance, or a stupid last ditch effort to cling to the familiar. My Nig.interactions are shrinking fast, so much so that i've found myself a few times the idiot who's unconsciously pronouncing his name with a stupid accent. My analysis of that situation is a discussion for another time. The point though is how, along with frequently tuning into the traffic report radio show on inspiration FM, i have lately become a sucker for those late night "agony-aunt" call-in radio shows. The months ahead involve a lot of late nights, and well, the shows have made for entertaining company.

And everyone knows how a sensual female voice over the night radio adds a soothing effect to a stressful day. Particularly if she were clad only in a tiny yellow fleece housecoat and gently rubbing away at stress points at the sides of your head, whilst you're laying astride a comfy sofa, on a quiet night trying to round up last-minute reports. She'd be reaching over ever so often to massage away naughty creases on your forehead and so frequently allowing her flimpsy coat to fall loose and reveal a lush pair of...let's not carried away with descriptives.

A girl called into one of the radio shows to lament a situation where she'd recently discovered that her fiance is a cousin to a guy she'd been in a 'friends-with-benefits' relationship with in the past. In summary, she'd been previously romping her finance's cousin. She was calling to get advice on if to confess her colorful past to her fiancee, or if to agree with the previous partner that her past is dead and buried, and hope that the matter remains forever undisclosed. I thought it was a very interesting lose-loose-lose situation. I thought that if she confesses, her finacee will dump her very quickly. If he doesn't, that tiny piece of information will forever taunt fiance's mind until he goes and shags wife's sister in return, tit-for-tat, they say. If she doesn't confess, the truth will come out some day and it wouldn't be a pretty situation. I thought her best bet was to count her losses and move on.

I posed the question to a few guys over a holiday lunch, would you marry a girl who's been previously romping your cousin? The answer was a resounding #HeckNo. Then i asked, would you expect to be forgiven if you slept with your partner's cousin, and the answers flipped around very quickly.

That's just the thing about randoms, they often fail to make point. But yeah, i read this today and thought it might be fitting: "I have the right to do anything--but I will not be mastered by anything."

Have a happy holiday folks and best wishes for 2015!

Intro: The 14-for-14 challange by Janyl. (Click here to familiarize yourelf with the '14 for 14 challenge'). This is my 12th post into that journey.


  1. Hehheheheh first off Oga boss, what more can I say? "Everybody loves Toin..." She is just awesome like that, as each weekend when we talk, yeah its like my life is been arranged by an Angel :).. she is amazing... in my head yeah, I think you both are a pair made on heaven... yep i said it, and in T-notes voice, i guide my words by his brilliant statement which went: "I have the right to do anything--but I will not be mastered by anything." Hehehehehh. **Tongue out.. i am willing to trade her number for an i Phone 6 and a Playstation 4 though.. lmao.

    Friends with benefits yeah, those words give me that Eureka moment feeling with goose bumps as a jara on the side, and such associations are usually good No! More like great for the guy but WRONG for the babe. Would i get pissed if my lady was that in the past? Well hell yeah, would i love to be pardoned if i was the guy in question...heheheheh HELL yeah! Lmao.. i gues all in all, Humans are selfish like that. :p

    P.S: Lemme go Tell my Egbon Toinlicious Alsina that T-notes is thinking of her. **winks

    P.P.P.S: My apologies Chief of staff, but I am on my worst behaviour. **wears evil grin.

  2. Oh my, I finally get reviewed, Yassss!
    So, bouncy & ticklish in appropriate places, huh? I wouldn't have thought of myself like that but ilike. ilikeAlot :D

    The tiny yellow fleece house coat is giving me ideas...

    As for FWB, like you said, it's a catch 22.

    You're apparently having a great time this season. Wishing you a fantastic 2015 xoxo

  3. Oh well you can't but just love Toin. She's awesome like that. My online fwiend.
    As for the FWB thing sometimes shit happens. And life has a way of landing things on our laps that we don't want. So we only have to be careful and wise in our doings.