Sunday, January 25, 2015

Those type of nights....

Night times in our conservative suburban neighbourhood has always been...typically peaceful,
Until a certain young lady moved in next door recently....

Last night started with a few barely audible moans, coming through the thin walls of the bedroom.
The type of moans that you cannot mistake, and it got curiously more dramatic quickly.

Lots of violent creaking and moanful 'oooh's and 'yesss', and you could almost make out the intermittent check slapping too.

All very unbecoming behaviour really, went on for a good twenty minutes. And that's the problem with all these black people you know - making you feel....inadequately competitive.

So this night....

12 comments:

  1. Toh! Looks like there will be a part two titled
    How Tee-Notes eliminated the competition..or Two can play the game.

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  2. Please win and come back with deets. Yea, kiss and tell lol

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  3. hehehehehehehehehehheh for the first time in my 18 months online sojourn, i meet a post and words fail me to speak.. hehehehe Issorait. **In terminators voice I will be back Oga boss..


    -------->> Dance like no one is watching...

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    1. Bros T-Notes.. Hafa sir?! Happy new month Oga bosss.. **Clears throat... Please oh! I dont mean to boRRa you oh! but Any part 2 of this gist above yet?! **Shines teeth...

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  4. T.Notes and his orishirishi neighbors and colleagues

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    1. Na T.Notes born them, or their mothers?! :p

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  5. This gist leaves me without a comment. Perhaps its continuation would give me more to say. For now all I can say is "Imagine that!"

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    1. Haha well good thing we're not all screamers.....

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  6. LOL. sorry bro. I'll try to be more quiet. lol.

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  7. hmmmmmmmm.....
    sometimes in life, its is required to get ones needs met.....
    blame on the thin walls, sounds like you'd hear when she farted to.

    hehe....

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